deathbyloli: crememe: junji ito taught me to trust no bitch because he looks kinda cute and adorable and sweet like like “haha welcome to my house, do you want some tea? this is my lovely wife and we have a lovely child. I have perfect health ahhaha” but he draws shit like I wanna be like him
leegaltaemin: Key’s first dog is named Comme des, which means “like some” or “like the” in French. His new dog is named Garçons, which means “boys” in French. Like the Boys. I’m onto your shit, Kibum.
witchgoth: n o o o o o o o o o o o o
pumpkin-ple-motherfckers: fuckyoutomhiddleston: If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down I just wanted everyone to know that you’ve all been truly wonderful people and it was an honor blogging with you all I truly love all of you and will miss you all
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach When your teacher is mean but teaches really good When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the...
graceebooks: unfollowing me won’t free you from the chains of capitalism
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
windows98: i wanna die but then im like idk jk
nothingman: Whenever a comedian or performer says they aren’t going to say bitch or make jokes about rape after having their first daughter, I always imagine them running around shouting at people in the hospital “Dude I just figured out WOMEN ARE PEOPLE”
EXO M - Seed 97.5FM Radio
men-in-eyeliner: interferewithrisingstars: when the host first introduced EXO-M as EXO-K: and EXO-M staring/glaring blankly at him then when the translator was talking the host almost said K again and KRIS’s expression changed from being polite to a “DONT YOU DARE SAY K AGAIN OR IM GOING TO SLIT YOUR THROAT” #MY BIAS EVERYONE im like 10000% sure kris saw the gif of his face...
lonelywhiteasian: i did thing and now i regret thing
Teacher calls you to get your test
lolsofunny: laugh-addict: You go like: And go back like: (lol here!)
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
When you grow up you start to appreciate the...
sodamnrelatable: LIKE NAP TIME, 90’S CARTOONS, AND BASIC MATH.
sadillite: all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
kawaii-aussie: basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
KOREA : GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL
ME : JONGKEY IT'S YOUR CHANCE
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
diverged: I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
pewpuupalace: zeonhime: the worst feeling about trying to draw is being a mediocre artist. You realize you’re not terrible and family and friends who can’t draw at all tell you all the time how amazing you are, but you, as the artist, have seen what amazing really is and you realize that it isn’t you. 500% me
annoyingtwink: yahoo yaho aho ho how how a how ab how abo how abou how about how about n how about no
a poem about bugs
pizza-butts: if it can fly it should die
grantaiiire: i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from me like ah yes. i have pleased you